I received this FW email the yesterday... someone actually put a lot of thought in to this as everything mentioned is true! Anyone from Goderich will appreciate this.


1. A ringer on the square was common practice, and included a beach tour
2. You actually know what is referred to as "the square"
3. You refer to Goderich as Gdot or Godrock and expect people to know what you're talking about
4. You looked forward to stag and doe "season", and couldn't wait till Wednesday to check "the paper"
5. The beer tent was the biggest event to anticipate all year long
6. The only expansion in town you really care about is Tim Horton's
7. You survived/experienced many a gravel run (just try to find someone from the city who knows what the hell you're talking about)
8. You waited in a beer store line up all the way to the road
9. You don't have to show your I.D. to buy booze because you know every single person in Goderich
10. You make a joke about the 3rd floor and people know exactly what you mean
11. You went to parties with ages ranging 14-25 and everyone's goal is to get the drunkest and "more drunk than you've ever before"
12. You know what being "storm-stayed" is
13. You have experienced more than 10 "snow days" during one high school year
14. You laughed at tourists driving the wrong way on the square, and know where the lanes are.
15. You know what the 5 points are, and what to do
16. Growing a mullet in high school was cool
17. You know what "Combat juice" is
18. You refer to our mall as "the mall"
19. You went to the the drive-in only on long weekend, but never seen one movie there.

AND LASTLY...
20. You hear the name "Culberts" and you still instantly drool :-)